The TimberMan (Oud-Oil/Butter) -Combo

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"Fresh Woods & White Oud"

 What is a "TimberMan"... The TimberMan was once the Love Child of The Slender Man and The Lumberjack's Daughter whom fell in love with the Monster years after her capture. Now He's Grown TALLER then Paul Bunyan, and Creepier than The Slender Man himself.... 

Scent Profile: Fresh Winter Woods, White Agarwood Oud, Frozen Cranberries & Warm Flannel

 • Oil Recipe: Jamaican Black Castor Oil, Shea Nut Oil, Argan Kernal Oil, Jojoba Seed Oil, H Seed Oil, Pumpkin Seed Oil, Ostrich Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, MCT Oil, Macadamia Nut Oil, Tamanu Oil, Vitamin-E.

 -(labels say Emu, but We've switched ALL Emu with Ostrich). Also, this will be the Last Scent We offer with Our Long-time running "12-Carrier" Blend.

 • Winter'Barn-Butter Recipe: African Ivory Shea + African Yellow Shea Butters, Raw Cocoa + White Cocoa Butters, Macadamia Nut Butter, Lanolin Butter, Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Aloe Vera Oil, BTMS-50, Avocado Oil, Abyssinian Seed Oil, Apple Seed Oil, Arrowroot Powder, Pro-Vitamin B5, Vit-E. 

 -notes: we mixed together 3 types of Shea Butters (Ivory, Yellow, Refined), and 2 types of Cocoa Butters (Raw Cocoa, Refined White Cocoa), in order to give your Beard the Extra Conditioning Needed in these Coolers Months of the Year. Raw Butters have strong natural scents that can complicate the Scent you're trying to create, and even make it hard to match the butter's scent with the Oil's.  We Carefully mixed the "Raw" Butters with the "Refined" Butters to keep that natural scent down, but still offer the extra nutrients "Raw" Butters offer! It's kind've like a "Best of Both Worlds" BUTTER...!!!


 • Stories of The Slender Man commonly feature him stalking, abducting or traumatizing people, particularly children. The Slender Man has become a pop culture icon, although he is not confined to a single narrative but appears in many disparate works of fiction, typically composed online. Fiction relating to The Slender Man encompasses many media, including literature, art and video series.

 • Our "TimberMan" is a Cross Between The Slender Man and a LumberJack! Choppin' Trees and Choppin' Folks with his "AXE OF TERROR"...